DAN GAINOR: Don’t dare say, ‘This is Sparta,’ and six other foolish stories from April
Spring has sprung and April was a month marked by out-of-control judges and a leftist writer from the Nation calling the U.S. Constitution, “a piece of crap.” On the upside, the wonderful people at Caterpillar celebrated their 100th anniversary. (Men love construction vehicles, so sue me.) We also saw a gaggle of famous women flying…

